the peckerwood sessions…

One day way back in 1993, I was living in San Francisco and biking around the city. Back then I was really into checking out the dudes selling crap on the street because I was always buying old electronics to fix, break, or just clutter the house. I was on Market Street and there was this sketchy dude selling a bunch of garbage laid out on the sidewalk underneath the 101 overpass that is no longer there. This one particular guy had the word “PECKERWOOD” tattooed all the way across his neck in old english lettering. Of course I asked, “What’s peckerwood mean?” as this was a long time before both peckerwoods and trucker caps became popular. His quick and annoyed answer was, “.. you know… a HICK!”

Peckerwood had this cassette player with a foot pedal to activate it that I paid $4 for. The eject needed power and of course there was no power supply, so it sat around for six months or so until I got around to building one that would work with it. The first thing I did was eject the tape and pop it into my stereo and for the next 60 minutes my small mind was blown. On the cassette was the voice of a 53-year-old man from North Beach explaining all his sexual conquests into a voice recorder. No idea how a guys sexual diaries ended up on Market Street under Peckerwoods care, but they did. I was telling a friend about it recently and decided to try and edit them down to the good stuff. Unfortunately it’s all good stuff, so I just picked what I really liked and made this cut. It’ll be interesting to see how far into the nine minutes you can make it, and if you’re at work, you might not want to press play as it’s definitely not safe for work unless you work in a sex shop, and even still the creep factor might be a little high.

  • http://singleape.com steven

    Bonus info: I heard Peckerwood was around Los Angeles recently being 15 years crustier.. unless there are two dudes running around California with neck high, old english “PECKERWOOD” tattoos, which I wouldn’t put past this state for a second.

  • http://cherrycanoe.wordpress.com/ cherry canoe

    absolutely fucking amazing, nice work friend. some serious choice lines in there, and i am on the second listen now. the creep factor is overwhelming. thank you.

  • yeahisaidit

    “i’m a good love maker”?! seriously?! i was in, no pun intended, until that line. i didn’t think there was anything that make me cringe more than hearing someone say they’re a “good lover”. but “a good love maker” takes it to a whole ‘nother level. i am no prude but i could not get through it. super creepy. the low fi, matter of fact-ness makes it so.

  • http://www.dTbsetlists.com Thaw

    His taking a leak with no break in word flow is impressive.

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    no responses? this is amazing!

  • scntfc

    virgin.

  • green river killer

    these were the days.

  • daveh

    Clearly this guy taped this is at several different intervals. You can hear the cuts which makes it great that he left in the part when he is pissing. This tape is obviously old based on the fact that he could use some viagra on a number of occasions and I imagine if it had been invented at this point he would cerrtainly use it! Also, the repetetive amyl nitrate references. Do people even do that shit anymore!?

  • http://singleape.com steven

    The original tape is 60 minutes long, I made the cuts on this. He actually talks a lot slower. The only uncut parts are the long ones like the pissing part. The tape is from January of 1990 to January of 1991. And I’m not sure on the amyl nitrate.. I don’t think people still do it but then again I’d never heard of many straight guys getting into it either.. maybe this dude is onto something? But no, it seems so 80s to be doing it.

  • simone

    aw, Merv the Perv! i fucking love that guy!

  • jessica

    fuck that cindy bitch. i’m upscale.

  • zaggart

    You must make the full recording available. You must.

  • ewillyp

    awesome, I want the whole 60 minutes, I’m convinced he made it for a friend in prison or something? maybe a therapist’s suggestion for him?

  • YES!

    amazing. I gotta DL this for the iPod.

  • http://singleape.com steven

    sorry peeps.. i erased some comments by mistake.

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    FANTASTIC!

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  • Klaus

    Oh my god! please post the whole hour of this craziness.

  • http://www.deadlydragonsound.com scratchfamous

    My friend listened to this tape and then got really freaked out. He is 80% positive that the guy on the tape is his uncle —- I’m jealous.

  • http://singleape.com steven

    Ha.. seriously? We might need to further investigate that claim. I’d love to find him.

  • B-Bo

    I’m chuckling and cringing at the same time. dude, this is surely going viral soon…

  • Rogmel

    must have the full tape! awesome find

  • Jonathan Grubbs

    Hahaha, this guy sounds like early 60s Adam West.

  • ggg

    wow… he has such a detailed memory.

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  • El Piji

    I like the part where he’s talking about taking a cab in NYC and the cab driver is going about this group “Vanella Yella” that were caught lip-syncing. It was a big issue in New York. How the hell did he miss that?

  • El Piji

    I like the part where he’s talking about taking a cab in NYC and the cab driver is going about this group “Vanella Yella” that were caught lip-syncing. “It was a big issue in New York.” How the hell did he miss that?

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